Poor Micah is completely outnumbered now days.
His only saving grace, is that Pippi still sits back a bit and watches.
Oh yeah…
And Scout takes some side wrestling jobs.
Unfortunately, Scout hasn’t mastered the art of defeating ones opponents, without making them cry.
Lately, I think Scout is trying to beat Micah’s record in obtaining white slips.
I wish I had a picture of each one…but this particular one might be the most picture-worthy white slip of all time!
“Scout told a student that people that play video games get fat”!
When he brought this home, I read it in disbelief, and actually told Scout that he is right…and that white slips shouldn’t be handed out to truthful statements.
His punishments:
“conference with student”
“walking laps”
“time in office”
When Tristen saw this, she put this on her Instagram account, and you should have seen the cheering squad that Scout had! Every single person thought the white slip was absurd, that he was correct, and that “walking laps” as a punishment was hilarious!
I never go into the office to defend my child — NEVER! But this time, I thought I needed to say something. Not because I cared about the white slip, as much as Scout missing math — then didn’t receive the math homework, then got in trouble for not having his homework — It was all a lame trickle effect from a lame white slip. That being said, I went in to talk to Mr. Hauser about it. I told him that I thought it was ridiculous, and a waste of everyone’s time. He assured me that Scout wasn’t calling the boy fat (which he isn’t — he is totally thin), and let me know that the other boy is so problematic, that everything that he is involved in, goes straight to the principal’s office.
I told Mr. Hauser that I understood his position, but that my boy isn’t to get caught up in the crossfire of another kid’s problems. He agreed, and all was well.
(Please note: I didn’t have this disdain in front of Scout, because I think it’s important for him to respect the teachers and principal for their decisions. In fact, I told Scout that I’m done with white slips.)
It wasn’t 24 hours later that I was helping Scout clean out his backpack, when I found another….WHITE SLIP!!! I was going to flip. But good thing it was dated back in November, and Scout just has a hard time cleaning out his backpack very often. I asked about “hittin Alex in the morning”, and he told me that they are “like best friends”, so I figure it somehow got resolved.
Moving on…
When Dash and Pippi came to tell me about the awesome picnic they had while I was showering, I was happy??? I do love that these two are buds, but I’ve done the kid picnic too many times to know what sort of mess was waiting for me.
My suspicions were right.
Their mashed potatoes/gravy, cheddar cheese/cracker picnic was accompanied by a good game of Crazy 8’s.
And dessert?
Pippi divulged in a protein shake that she knows she isn’t supposed to have.
With all of our rain lately, there is currently a waterfall in Dana Point.
When we heard this, we obviously had to go check it out.
It was really cool — and much bigger than expected.
Naturally, my kids wanted a picture — like everyone else who was checking it out. Micah started to protest, because it was raining, and they didn’t have clothes or shoes on. But he quickly remembered who his wife and kids were, and then waited as we ran out in the rain for a snap.
Meanwhile, all of the other tourist’s photos stopped. Not because the waterfall stopped, but because they were all looking at the spectacle outside Micah’s car.
The neighborhood boys came up with a rad afternoon activity.
They decided to create a time capsule.
They were rifling through every drawer I have, and took one of my Tupperware containers…but it was all for a good cause, so I turned a blind eye.
Inside were somer really important things from this day and age. Things, the boys are convinced, will be spectacular to those who open up the capsule in 100 years. Like a glue stick, hand sanitizer, chapstick, Pokemon, a Hot Wheel, and of course pictures of the boys.
There are very firm instructions on the outside of the box of “Do Not Open Until 2117 Please”!
They all rode their bikes to a neighborhood tree, and dug a hole to bury it.
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Meanwhile, Dash felt a little excluded. So when he complained to me, I told him to “solve your own problem”. Next thing I knew — he was creating his own time capsule! How rad is this kid!
He put it all together — including his own picture.
And buried his capsule on the opposite side of that same tree!
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I hope someone can really appreciate these boys, and their radness in 100 years!
Eight years ago…the brightest ray of sunshine came into my life. In honor of Navy’s eight years, we did our usual….the trampoline park, and treats. Luckily, Navy had one friend who was a girl — Sarah. Everyone else was a stinky boy. Poor Navy who matches up with all boys! Good thing she can keep up with all of them!
Her pick after Big Air was Outback Steakhouse! Her real birthday treat was when she got her very own personal gaming unit. But don’t worry…she and Scout shamelessly went to every table to ask for theirs, and every kid ended up with their own! I’ll say that I have never had seven kids who were quieter at a table!
Among her birthday presents, her new scooter took the cake!
Her dad personally sought it out, and drove far to get it…he is such a sucker for his girls.
This scooter gang cruised all afternoon and night together!
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Navy…you are my favorite. You are the peacemaker of the family. You take care of anyone who is on the outs, or sad. You are tough as nails. You are capable of everything. You do your homework without being asked. You practice the piano honestly. You are crafty and artistic. You crack me up — especially during scriptures. And you are the funnest sidekick to ever have around.
Scout, Dash and Pippi…take notes, so one day you could possibly be my favorite.
But today…there is no competition.
The birthday girl is my favorite!
Navy said for her birthday this year, she wanted to pass out something really cool to her classmates.
So naturally, we made monster surprise balls for each of them.
Inside — a tootsie roll, balloon, spinning top, eraser, sticker, bouncy ball and lifesaver.
I assumed they would be a hit…but really knew how what a hit they were, when the kids from Scout’s class were begging me for one.
Needless to say, Navy was thrilled with her pass-out this year.
Pippi always loves going into Pottery Barn kids while we are at the mall. I think she assumes it is her own personal playground. Today, she became obsessed with this little horse, and although I told her she was riding it incorrectly, the employees were oohing and aahing over how cute she was. I figured, if they are okay with it — who am I to judge?
When Dash walks into school, he literally takes a step, then turns to wave, yell “bye mom”, or blow me a kiss. It must take him five extra minutes to get into class, but it is a stage that I am not hating! This boy loves his mom, and every single school morning, I’m reminded of just that.
This is what I like to call…”desert rats”.
And in Dash and Pippi’s case — they were “shirtless desert rats” the whole trip!
My favorite consistent family vacation when I was little….was hands-down GLAMIS! So it was literally a dream come true, when Spencer invited us out. I got to re-live my childhood, but better yet — I got to see my kids live my childhood! And Glamis didn’t disappoint. We had great company, great accommodations, the use of everything by Spencer and Ashley (who were unbelievably gracious), and the very best time! Even Micah, who has never been to the dunes had a blast! My hope in life, is that I can get this equipment together, and make this a regular outing for our family.
Part of the fun for my kids was the huge gang of kids who were out there.
My kids matched up in age with plenty of others — except Navy, who never matches up.
But she played the “big girl” role well, for the younger girls on the trip.
The ultimate match up were these three — who we named “The Stooges”.
Dash, Grey and Tommy were together every second of the day. They were also getting themselves stuck and unstuck, every second of the day! Micah is convinced that between them, they share one brain! But they were one of the highlights of the trips, because they had us laughing at every turn!
Navy fit in to the “desert rat” role flawlessly. Being dirty, being adventurous, and never stopping is definitely her cup of tea!
But when I asked for Charlie to stop for a future wedding photo, that wasn’t Navy’s cup of tea!
Pippi was awesome! She was 100% self contained, and created her own fun everywhere she went. She loved to be in as little as possible…and her day went from one ice cream man stop to the next!
Scout was amazing! He was so good on everything he tried. He rode around on this motorcycle for quite a while. But he really shined on the quad.
He was so stoked when he finally got all four wheels off the ground of the jump that he and Charlie rode for two hours straight.
Dash took some turns too, and he was an impressive five year old on the jumps.
My favorite kid out there was Dash. He was so brave and easy, and I watched him as he came into his own. He had a blast every second he was in Glamis. I especially loved that he was officially one of the big kids. He loved that too.
But there was that one time, when he got bonked pretty hard, and he had to run into my arms for a quick recharge before heading out again!
I think that was the only time I saw him during the day within five feet!
The trip was filled with brotherly love.
A lot of stooge sightings.
A girl in her own world.
The cutest desert rat in all the land.
And one handsome man, who became even more handsome as I saw him transform into a desert rat before my very eyes!
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