As Dash got out of the bath this morning, he disappeared. I spent a few minutes doing the Pips, and getting myself finished, so he was gone about ten minutes. When I called out his name three times, there was no answer. But then when I said, “Dash….you better answer me!”, he finally said, “I coming!”
He still didn’t come after a few seconds, so I turned the corner to see a little naked boy playing on Nonnie’s IPhone. (You don’t say!)
When I saw him, I did my Mommy Gasp.
He immediately turned knowing he was in trouble, and dramatically grasped his head and said, “I sick!”
I said, “No you aren’t.”
He said, “Yes I am!”
Me, “No you’re not!”
Him, “Yes, I am!”
Me, “If you don’t get in there so I can put a diaper on you, you are gonna be in big trouble!”
Him, “But I sick!”
Me, “Get in there!”
Him with a coy smile, “Otay…..I tricking!”
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Holy cow
I think this is part Navy, part Scout and even part Micah.
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