I was  in the Legoland family bathroom with Navy as she was sitting to do her business.
We had the most interesting conversation.
Me — “Navy, how did you get all of that sand in your hair?”
“Dash kept throwing it at me and hitting me with his shovel when we were digging for Dinosaur bones!”
“Holy Cow!  You just need to tell that Dash to be soft to you!”
As she threw her arms in the air, she said, “I know, it is just NOT USE!”
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Then five minutes later, I told her to hurry it up.
And that public restrooms aren’t may favorite place to hang out.
Then she moaned and groaned a bit, and then told me, “Mom, this is just really hard work.”
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When she finally finished, I gave her a ball of toilet paper.
Then she needed another.
Finally she told me she got a “clean sweep”.