I bet your mom never had an invite to the White House during the time of the most handsome president ever!
I also bet that your mom didn’t get an autograph from the most handsome president ever.
My guess is that you mom didn’t get into the paper while looking at the most handsome president either.
And if your mom did — she certainly wasn’t wearing a wide-brimmed hat in that paper.
Because the only person wearing that type of hat…..was MY mom.
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That’s right!
And I bet that that handsome president made eyes down my mom’s way.
Because back in the day — my mom had a 22 inch waist.
I think Marilyn Monroe’s waist was closer to 24 inches.
Too bad Mr. President, that my mom only had eyes for my dad!
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