We were having the missionaries over for dinner, but they showed up super late, so we played “What Would You Do For A Klondike Bar?” until they got there. It was going to be our Family Night game, so it all fit.
I had just fed Dash a jar of peas.
So I asked, “Would you lick his face clean?”
Ka said yes, but then back out.
B was disgusted that Ka wouldn’t lick a perfect baby’s face, so she did!
Bella thought B’s was a cop out, so she showed her up.
Seems like the person who really deserved the bar was Dash.
And he loved every morsel.
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When the missionaries finally got there, they ate while we hung out with them. My kids love these missionaries — because of “Elder Jake” who is awesome and looks just like their cousin.
Unfortunately, because Navy had just eaten an ice cream bar, she was WILD and showed off the whole time!
You know it got bad when she went over to Elder Schmidt’s rice and just opened her mouth. He was an awesome sport, and said that he has a little sister at home, so this was like old times for him. Eating off another person’s fork is pretty nasty, but Micah and I don’t flinch at anything Navy does. (Except the time a few days before when we were at Boomers and she dropped her Tootsie Roll on the ground, picked it up and ate it and then pulled a hair out of her mouth. I dry heave just thinking about it.)
In order for the missionaries to get their Klondike Bars, we made them do 50 push ups and recite 3 scriptures to us.
Remember my kids were wild — poor Elder Jake who was dying, but managed to do three clapping push ups at the end with Scout on his back.
Elder Schmidt had no chance.
We downed his push ups to 20 with the crazies on his back.
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So what did I do for a Klondike Bar?
Nothing.
I am on some lame cleanse, so I probably just ate another bean sprout for my dessert.
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