Carruthy took a strep test. He said it caused a fight within the office. Carruthy thought it was negative, and the peons thought it was positive. Obviously Carruthy was right, but as a precaution, he took another swab and sent it to the lab. “It would be extremely rare for a child this young to have strep”, according to Carruthy. The results proved that he is the only person worth seeing in that office. No strep. So I asked what else it might be? “Even more rare than strep would be mononucleosis.” I guess my boy is one rare child.
And by the way —- Isn’t mono the “kissing disease”? Furthermore, I don’t have mono….so who else has he been kissing? I wonder if Roly the Holy Poly had mono.

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