When my kids were disobeying me, and playing hide and seek in the mall, Dash came back with “a really cool thing”. All of the kids were gathering around, so I gathered to see what the excitement was about. He found a repulsive bug trap! A sticky, messy bug trap — with bugs on it. I immediately tried to slap it out of his hands, but it wasn’t going anywhere. Dash was stuck to the goop. When we finally did get him off of the trap, he had the thickest and nastiest residue I have ever seen. After several hand washings, many wipes, and a few harsh chemicals, I just told him he was going to have yucky hands for the day.
Talk about a mother’s grossest nightmare.
Needless to say, I spoon fed him his pizza at the food court.
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