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I gave Pippi and Dash some water paints for their bath this morning.  Pippi was so sad about five minutes in, so I asked her why the long face.  She said, “Dash painted on me”.  I said that is what the paints are for.  Then she said in a very dramatic way, “I don’t yike when Dashy draws poo on me”!  I had no idea what she was talking about.  I was right there, brushing my teeth, and didn’t see anything odd.  So I told her I would tell him to stop.  She was satisfied with that, and turned back to get in the bath.  And then I saw a black paint mark on her booty, and that’s when I realized what was going on.  He actually did draw poo on her, and when I called him out on it, he was laughing hysterically because he thought he was the greatest jokester on earth.