No matter why he is saying a number, Dash always uses “fifty thousand” as his number.
Yesterday, he loved me “50,000 miles away”.
The other day, he said he wanted “50,000 toys” for Christmas.
And this morning, right after he told me he learned how to wipe properly, he said, “Mom, all you have to do is wipe 50,000 times until it is clean”.
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(This picture doesn’t have anything to do with this picture…unless I told him he was going to get 50,000 hours of timeout.)