Navy told me she kind of wet her pants at school today.  Apparently, she was working, and had to get her assignment done, so that she wasn’t benched at recess.  So instead of getting benched, she worked on, and leaked a little.  So tonight, as I was helping her get undressed, I told her to show me how much damage was done.  As far as I could tell there wasn’t really any.  BUT, there was a little bit of rolled toilet paper (about the size of an almond).  I thought she had put it there to kind of clean up, but then she grabbed it really fast — like she was embarrassed.  I asked her what it was, and she coyly replied, “Ummmm…that is my tampon.”
What?
I asked her if she wanted to be just like her mom, and she said, “Yes, and you use them, so I made my own.”
Holy Cow!
I started laughing so hard.
She tried to act embarrassed, but then she started laughing too.
How classic is this girl.
But Navy….don’t jump the gun on life’s little annoyances too quickly!