Dash has been on fire lately with naughty words.
His favorite word — by a long shot — is poop!
Everything is poop.
Just this morning, I had a conversation with him.
He said, “I’m going to frow poop on you.”
I told him that isn’t a word we say.
Then he said, “Den I frow potty on you.”
Again, not something we say.
Then he told me, “Den I gunna burp on you!”
Nope.
Finally, “Mama…I gunna frow dese fings on you, and den scare you yike a monster.”
I told him if he did, or kept talking like that, I was going to “frow” him in time out.
Then he said, “No Mama, I be nice. Cuz you are bootiful and gorgeous.”
And then he coyly grinned ear to ear.
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