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Immediately before Scout stuck this piece of pasta in his mouth, I yelled out for him to stop!
I told him to go and wash his hands that second!
As he walked away, he grumbled, “I don’t even care if I eat with dirty hands”.
And then I called out to him, “Oh you will…when I am inspecting your booty at night with a flashlight and tweezers as I try to pull out the worms living inside you!”