Two genies, wearing my mom’s aprons backwards wandered in to me and announced “We are two Genies and are granting you three wishes”.
I said, “Let me take a picture of you!”
Navy: “Is that your first wish?”
Me: “Yes it is.”
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Both: “What is your second wish?”
Me: “For you two to bring down the laundry baskets.”
Navy: “Oh, there are NO carrying wishes.”
Scout: “Yeah, so what’s your second wish?”
Me: “For you to both clean the kitchen.”
Scout: “Oh, there are no cleaning wishes either.”
Navy: “Come on, let’s go back in our lamp Genie.”
Me: “What kind of Genies are you?”
Scout: “We’re fun Genies.”
Me: “Sounds like you are lazy Genies.”
Me: “Okay, I have another wish….go and play upstairs with Dash for ten minutes.”
(I was trying to get them upstairs so I could finish something in peace.)
Scout: “Well, it is opposite day, so we will play with Dash, but downstairs in this room.”
And then they proceeded to make a huge Genie mess before finally heading off.
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I think they might be the two worst Genies in the whole history of Genies!

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