….when I feel really lousy, this girl doesn’t charm me quite as much? It is a good thing I am on the mend, because I now understand how imperative patience is while raising kids. Especially a quarter Japanese, non-stop, teasing, cracking jokes, sassy little weasel like this one.
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Sidenote — This girl is completely potty trained. She knows how to tell me she is ready to go, she knows how to go potty and poop on the toilet, she knows how to flush, she knows the whole thing. But do you think that she will actually cooperate? Not because she isn’t capable — it’s because she is completely and utterly stinky! Belly is in town, and I told her I would pay her $100 if she potty trained her. She was all for it. But when Belly asked if Sissy was “ready to get a treat every time she went on the potty”, Sissy told her, “No…every time I go in my diapers.”
Welcome to my life with Queen Stubborn!
But moms — don’t be sad for me. Stubborn will work in my favor when it’s some idiot offering her a cigarette in the future.

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