How sweet is it when your child just starts having a somewhat uncontrollable meltdown as you are chatting it up with your neighbors. (Keep in mind that these are the neighbors that have two really sweet and well-mannered girls.) I was trying to tell him to toughen up, but he just kept complaining that his nose hurt. We have been having a problem with him picking his nose lately, so I said, “that’s what happens when you pick your nose so much Scout.” But the little neighbor girl interrupted me and told me that he put something up there. Truth be told — I didn’t really believe her. But after five straight minutes of him crying, I finally excused myself and went in to see what the issue was. I really couldn’t see anything, but after really inspecting (thank goodness the girl gave me a tip off) I saw a light colored ____? After an interrogation, Scout admitted he had shoved a corn nut up both sides. Talk about a bad flirting strategy. It took a few minutes, but after plugging up one side, and making him blow — the really large snotty corn nut reared it’s ugly head.
Pre Surgery.
I could not believe how big it was.
When I showed it to him, he started laughing. When I said, “we won’t ever do this again — right?” He responded with, “But you got it out.” Awesome — next time try something cooler like a quarter.



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