I was so stoked when my renter Delphi told me that my rental house was completely perfect for new people. The carpets had been professionally cleaned, the walls repainted, etc. I didn’t even ask for that — what a sweet renter I found. Luckily I was in Utah to see the that Delphi is a huge, fat liar.
The walls were a joke, but the blinds? Really? These are only about 6 years old. How idiotic do you have to be to not shut the windows when it is raining/snowing!
That’s awesome. How do you put a hole in the kitchen cabinets you ask. So do I!
Here’s the kicker! Spray paint in the kitchen. Are you kidding me.
dear delphi,
you are pathetic. you aren’t even worth capital letters. good thing you crappy deposit will pay for part of it. oh and by the way - thanks for sticking me with your water bill too. i really hope karma is real.
-lindsey
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