I say yeah right! The other day, I sat Micah down to tell him the glorious news of expecting another little baby. He sat there shocked a moment, and rather than reply with, “I am SO excited”, or “that is great, honey”…..I get….”I totally got Sneak Attacked!” Then he thinks he is some sort of sleuth as he puts all of the pieces together. The conversation went a little something like this:

L– Aren’t you excited?!

M –Yeah, but how did it happen?

L–Do you need a lesson on the birds and the bees?

M–No. I mean, don’t you have to go on Clomid to get pregnant? (A fertility drug)

L–Yeah babe…I was on it.

M–What? I didn’t know anything about that.

L–You mean you weren’t really paying attention to me the night I said, “Hey, because it could take a while to get pregnant, I think I am going to start on Clomid next month.” And you gave me the head nod and the sidetracked “uh-huh”.

M–Babe….you never told me that!

L–Yes I did! And don’t you remember when I told you I was going to be by your office at the acupuncturist a few weeks ago.

M–WHAT! You went to the acupuncturist? (That is how I got pregnant last time and she obviously worked miracles this time too).

L–Yeah. I told you I was going and you said, “BABE…..why are you going to see her?” I told you because I “just needed to relax”, but I had a huge smile on my face, so you obviously knew!

M–Babe….I did not know!

L–(I thought SFY (Stinks For You!))

M–And that night……………now I know you were just ovulating!

He is disgusted with himself that he wasn’t on to me at the first. I say, maybe when we have conversations you should stop scrolling down on your Blackberry.
SFY cutie pie! I guess you should start taking me a little more seriously!
(Little does he know that Dr. Thein needed me to come back for a 2nd appointment because he needed to verify if I had twins. I did, but one was too weak….so now one healthy pregnancy! Talk about a serious sneak attack! S-F-Y!)