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Dash hit the treasure box, and in all seriousness, came out with a full cowboy getup today!  I said I was really attracted to all cowboys, but that one little part of his getup wasn’t working for me.  In his low, rough voice, he asked “Whatcha’ talkin’ about ma’am?”
I said, “Why do you have a poop necklace around your neck?”
Then he started laughing and laughing!
But take that necklace away — and I am attracted…hook, line and sinker!