If you recall, I had a “mystery woman” who stole all of my Iwako Erasers recently. Well, by careful retraction of events and stealth private investigation, I discovered it was Calin - my stinkpot niece. She would never admit to it, until about two weeks ago, she casually mentioned, “Lindsey, you are SO boring now that you have a kid. You haven’t even done anything about our war.” So it is her! My simple response was, “I am just waiting untilo you least expect it.” She said, “yeah right” and had no faith in what I am capable of.
I had the plan long ago, but it wasn’t until today I got to put my plan into action! So on Calin’s first day of seventh grade, with her new Marc Jacobs bag on her shoulder….people are going to start whispering. They are going to wonder if she forgot to shower or something….but then they are going to think something even worse may have happened, like she was REALLY nervous for her first day! She might even wonder herself, what is going on. But when she goes to grab her first pencil of the day….she is going to see that she shouldn’t mess with me….and that War Stinks! Thanks for providing the diaper Scout!
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You are a little more boring now that you have a kid. I called it though. So- I still have the award for “Funnest mom” and I bet that Skilly and Calin will agree… stinks for you!!!
Comment by Summer Thacker — September 4, 2007 @ 8:59 pm
Oh really Scummy……did you try out for American Idol, or go on Family Fued……or did you collect Iwakos all summer long? I presume you are just one of those boring beach moms….wha wha wha!
Comment by Lindsey — September 4, 2007 @ 11:17 pm